Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Yeah, so um... the world is exploding?

We have an oil volcano in the Gulf of Mexico. We have two big, regular-fire volcanoes in Central/South America (not to mention the big, unbelievable sinkholes that reach to the center of the planet!!!) and Europe, and we're in the wake of the craziest Earthquake-season (???) that I've ever seen in my 32 years.

Uh... HAARP, anyone? Or if not, isn't it feasible that drilling holes down into the earth's crust to drain fossil fuels out of it might, ah, have an effect of some kind on our plate-tectonic homeostasis? I'm just sayin'. 

Oh, yeah. Today's the official start of the Atlantic Hurricane Season. Huzzah!

It's going to be raining Black Gold, if good 'ol Mama Nature is as predictable as these folks think she is.

I tend not to get too into the "conspiracy theories" mostly 'cause the folks who spread them around tend to be racist and just impossibly doomful about everything. But I gotta say, this looks like some kinda white-supremacist-Jesus-Freak "Apocalyptic" setup, if you ask me.

Seriously. They're gonna make it look like the end times and the rapture are here, and they're using that HAARP thingie to do it. *Shuffles around in a curmudgeonly fashion* Then when the Brown-colored Antichrist Comes all the little middle-class-and-below Gringo Sheeple get on the trains headed for the FEMA death camps they'll be shuffling their feet and whistling "Oh Happy Day."

Wonderful.

Recent Drawings/ Insomnia (Warning- Female Breasts)

I don't know whether it was the food or the doom from earlier, or the fact that I have to go to work in the morning after 3 days off, but I can't sleep. So I thought I'd use it as an excuse to add a new post. I have some little drawings I've done on Bristol paper with just some pencil and some ink.

This one I call Bubblehair Lady. She kinda reminds me of my mamaw, except my mamaw didn't have such wide hips and she usually wore this thing called a "housecoat," when she wasn't dressed in her waitress uniform. But she smoked like a chimney.


This one I call "Genie's Dark-Haired, Rebellious Sister," but then, the chick on the TV show spelled her name different and really did have a dark-haired version of herself (Barbara Eden in a black wig.)

I like to think of myself as a folk artist. I'm self-taught, so my stuff isn't too fancy usually. When I look at my drawings sometimes I think they look like someone who took lots of years of art classes and then developed some kind of shaky brain disorder drew them. They are full of pithy nuances and "character." 


Let's try sleep once more, shall we?